In short, horrific all around. And yet we still have Astroworld, the 2018 album named, like the festival, for the Houston amusement park Six Flags AstroWorld that shuttered in 2005. And you might ...

Lately, however, the seawall restaurant's River Adventure Ride has struck a chord with generations of theme-park connoisseurs far too young to remember Astroworld's River of No Return. After ...