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Persona 5 Royal: How Long Is It?

Persona 5 Royal is an updated version of the critically acclaimed Persona 5 that adds loads of new content and features, including an entire new month of story. With the sheer depth of the original ...
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Splatoon 3 Splat Zones: How to Play and Improve

Splat Zones is one of four different ranked modes available in Splatoon 3, accessible on regular rotation within the Anarchy Battles playlist unlocked at level 10 (or if you happened to have Splatoon ...
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Children’s Fucked-Up Little Drawings in Horror Movies, Ranked

Half the fun of watching any horror movie is knowing The Rules. For instance: If a character gets in a car, it will not start. If there’s a lake, someone will go skinny-dipping. If a man leaves his ...
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For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis

The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War 2 and have been extinct ever since. Yep, that was the end of them. They were ...
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Persona 5 Royal: How to Defeat Okumura

Persona 5 Royal is an updated version of the critically acclaimed Persona 5. One of the added bonuses of this definitive version of sorts is that virtually all the Palace Boss fights have been updated ...
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Hard Drive’s Tier List of All 96 Mario Kart 8 Tracks

Mario Kart 8 released in 2014 on the Wii U with the standard 32 tracks – 16 new and 16 returning “retro” tracks – split across 8 cups. Two waves of DLC were released for the Wii U version of the game, ...
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29 Horror Characters Who Will Never Be Added to ‘Dead by Daylight’ but It’s Not Illegal for a Boy to Have Dreams

If you’re an avid consumer of horror media, Dead by Daylight might be the most fun you can have in one evening short of the time your mom thought she could handle Lake Mungo (she could not). The ...
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Nintendo Sues Guy for $25 He Made Selling N64 on eBay

BURLINGTON, Vt. — Nintendo has declared its latest lawsuit and will be suing a guy in Vermont that made $25 selling his old N64 on eBay, sources have confirmed. “Wow, this wasn’t worth it at all,” ...
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RFK Jr. Demands Records of Everyone Who Has Played a Sonic Game

WASHINGTON — As part of his alleged plan to find the cause and cure for autism, US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has ordered the creation of a national registry of all Americans with autism ...
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Luigi Mangione Sentenced to 25 Years of United Healthcare Coverage

MINNETONKA, Minn — Luigi Mangione, the alleged shooter of former UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, has been sentenced to 25 years of coverage by United Healthcare. “I’m just glad justice has been ...
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PlayStation Fans Begin Building “Competent Sony Executive” Emulator

NEW YORK – A coalition of PlayStation fans, frustrated by the impending discontinuation of the console’s physical media, have announced they are in the process of building an emulator capable of ...
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Jeff Bezos Sees Nothing Wrong With Funding Two Shows About How Lex Luthor’s Arch Nemesis Is Actually the Bad Guy

SEATTLE — Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos reportedly said today that there’s “nothing weird” about the fact that two popular television shows, The Boys and Invincible, on the network he owns “happen” to imagine ...