Like any group of adolescents, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles gravitate toward food that’s cheap, convenient, and low-effort — choices that unsurprisingly tend to be salty, fatty, and sugary. Living ...

Today on Variant, we have an all-Turtles episode! We review the new cartoon, bust out something you didn't know about the Turtles, and show off the Turtle Van in real life! Subscribe to the Podcast ...