I'll sign it. It's so good, I'm gonna sign it. You're welcome. Oh, Sarah and her freak circus are here. The door to Sarah's dressing room just opened. Yeah, okay. Okay, so this caption is in two parts ...

or he's being chased by paparazzi. And the diners look pretty chill, actually, compared to the waiter. Like why would all these paparazzi be like after the pizza and the waiter? Is he, like, it's a ...

Humor from The New Yorker, including news satire by Andy Borowitz, funny cartoons and comics, Daily Shouts, and Shouts & Murmurs.

Add Yahoo as a preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. The comedian Amelia Dimoldenberg, the creator and star of “Chicken Shop Date,” tackles The New Yorker’s Cartoon Caption Contest.

The actress and comedian Sarah Sherman tackles The New Yorker's Cartoon Caption Contest. Dillon Brooks wants to learn 'how to stay in the game' after latest ejection, feud with ‘social media junkie’ ...